SINGING TELEGRAMS
WE ARE HIRING
MALE AND FEMALE ENTERTAINERS
NATIONWIDE
(Click "Join Our Team" above for details)
ATTENTION:
1. There is NO Covid-19 protocol in place
2. Recipient MUST be there.
If they are not, the items assisting the telegram will be left there,
and your payment will be forfeited.
3. There are NO refunds or credits.
4. Purchases are paid in advance by Credit Card
or PayPal (5% fee), CashApp, Venmo, or Zelle.
5. We will NOT enter ANY home or business
where SMOKING is allowed.
6. We reserve the right to refuse to enter ANY home
or business for ANY reason.
7. Please make sure ALL DOGS are put away.
You are responsible for the safety of our Entertainer.
STEP 1
PICK YOUR PACKAGE
Standard
$79.99
On a budget or sending to someone you don't know that well? This does the job!
INCLUDES:
"Pre-written" Singing telegram performed
in costume of your choice.
Humorous "Wacky Jack Certificate of Valor" presented to recipient.
Supreme
$89.99
A step up from the basic package generally sent to a friend or family member!
INCLUDES:
"Pre-written" Singing telegram performed
in costume of your choice.
Humorous "Wacky Jack Certificate of Valor" presented to recipient.
18" mylar "occasion specific" balloon presented to recipient.
Picture of recipient texted to you, the customer, on your cell phone. We will email it if requested at the time of ordering.
The Works
$99.99
*When you want the BEST for LESS, this is it, and you can PERSONALIZE the song too!
*If you want the song personalized, simply give us 5 or 6 things about the recipient (funny or sincere) and we will use that info to write a song from scratch. We will NOT use your song or lyrics.
INCLUDES:
"Pre-written" Singing telegram performed
in costume of your choice.
Humorous "Wacky Jack Certificate of Valor" presented to recipient.
Humorous "Wacky Jack Certificate of Valor" presented to the recipient
Picture of recipient texted to you, the customer, on your cell phone. We will email it if requested at the time of ordering.
Finally, we will present the recipient with a Small Latex Balloon Bouquet
Cool Add Ons
Balloons
Add 12" latex balloons for
$1.50 (float time 12-16 hours)
$2.00 (float time 2-3 days)
Add 18" foil round occasion specific or solid colors star, round, and heart balloons for
$3.00
Jumbo Balloons
Add 40" Jumbo Numbers or Letters in Gold or Silver for
ONLY $15.00
*Competitors use 32" and charge more
*Adding these balloons will turn your normal small table-top bouquet into a 6ft floor bouquet!
Glass Frames
Add these classy glass frames and we will put the lyrics and certificate in them for ONLY $10.00
Brand New
"I Got Jacked"
T-Shirt
Add this unique and original
humorous t-shirt as the PERFECT over-the-top gift for
ONLY $20.00
*Sizes come in
S-M-L-XL-2XL
STEP 2
PICK A COSTUME
Male Costume Options
KING OF HEARTS
*Great for Valentine's Day, I Love You, or I'm Sorry
PRISONER OF LOVE or JAILBIRD
*Great for Valentine's Day, I Love You, or I'm Sorry
DOCTOR MALCOM PRACTICE
(exclusive to Wacky Jacks)
GRIM REAPER
COURIER
*The FedUp Man (exclusive to Wacky Jacks)
GUMBY
ULTIMATE PARTY ANIMAL
COP
GORILLA
TOOTH FAIRY
PIRATE
CLOWN
SANTA CLAUS
ELF
BLACK TUXEDO
LEPRECHAUN
PILGRIM
BEER BOTTLE
Female Costume Options
FEMALE COP
UGLY OLGA
BAG LADY
NURSE
NURSE
COWGIRL
COURIER
CHEERLEADER
ELF
PIRATE
GOTHIC ANNIE
PRINCESS
QUEEN OF HEARTS