SINGING TELEGRAMS

WE ARE HIRING
MALE AND FEMALE ENTERTAINERS
NATIONWIDE
(Click "Join Our Team" above for details)

ATTENTION:

1. There is NO Covid-19 protocol in place

2. Recipient MUST be there.

If they are not, the items assisting the telegram will be left there,

and your payment will be forfeited.

3. There are NO refunds or credits.

4. Purchases are paid in advance by Credit Card

or PayPal (5% fee), CashApp, Venmo, or Zelle.

5. We will NOT enter ANY home or business

where SMOKING is allowed.

6. We reserve the right to refuse to enter ANY home

or business for ANY reason.

7. Please make sure ALL DOGS are put away.

You are responsible for the safety of our Entertainer.

STEP 1
PICK YOUR PACKAGE

Standard

$79.99

On a budget or sending to someone you don't know that well? This does the job!

INCLUDES:

"Pre-written" Singing telegram performed

in costume of your choice.

Humorous "Wacky Jack Certificate of Valor" presented to recipient.

Supreme

$89.99

A step up from the basic package generally sent to a friend or family member!

INCLUDES:

"Pre-written" Singing telegram performed

in costume of your choice.

Humorous "Wacky Jack Certificate of Valor" presented to recipient.

18" mylar "occasion specific" balloon presented to recipient.

Picture of recipient texted to you, the customer, on your cell phone. We will email it if requested at the time of ordering.

The Works

$99.99

*When you want the BEST for LESS, this is it, and you can PERSONALIZE the song too!

*If you want the song personalized, simply give us 5 or 6 things about the recipient (funny or sincere) and we will use that info to write a song from scratch. We will NOT use your song or lyrics.

INCLUDES:

"Pre-written" Singing telegram performed

in costume of your choice.

Humorous "Wacky Jack Certificate of Valor" presented to recipient.

Humorous "Wacky Jack Certificate of Valor" presented to the recipient

Picture of recipient texted to you, the customer, on your cell phone. We will email it if requested at the time of ordering.

Finally, we will present the recipient with a Small Latex Balloon Bouquet

Cool Add Ons

Balloons

Add 12" latex balloons for

$1.50 (float time 12-16 hours)

$2.00 (float time 2-3 days)

Add 18" foil round occasion specific or solid colors star, round, and heart balloons for

$3.00

Jumbo Balloons

Add 40" Jumbo Numbers or Letters in Gold or Silver for

ONLY $15.00

*Competitors use 32" and charge more

*Adding these balloons will turn your normal small table-top bouquet into a 6ft floor bouquet!

Glass Frames

Add these classy glass frames and we will put the lyrics and certificate in them for ONLY $10.00

Brand New

"I Got Jacked"

T-Shirt

Add this unique and original

humorous t-shirt as the PERFECT over-the-top gift for

ONLY $20.00

*Sizes come in

S-M-L-XL-2XL

STEP 2
PICK A COSTUME

OUR NEWEST
ENTERTAINER

Please welcome our newest Entertainer, Nicole to the Wacky Jack Team! She is an amazing addition to our roster and already in high demand for male recipients! "Ugly Olga" and "Lieutenant Ivana Misbehave" are her specialties but she can do other costumes as well. She is available in the Weekday evenings and on Weekends for your event. Want Nicole? Just ask and we'll check her schedule!!!!