SINGING TELEGRAMS
WE ARE HIRING
MALE AND FEMALE ENTERTAINERS
NATIONWIDE
(Click "Join Our Team" above for details)
ATTENTION:
* There is NO Covid-19 protocol in place
* Recipient MUST be there. If they are NOT, the items assisting the telegram will be left there and your payment will be forfeited.
* There are NO refunds or credits.
* Purchases are paid in advance by Credit Card or PayPal (5% fee), CashApp, Venmo, or Zelle.
* We will NOT enter ANY home or business where SMOKING is allowed.
* We reserve the right to refuse to enter ANY home or business for ANY reason.
* Please make sure ALL DOGS are put away. You are responsible for the safety of our Entertainer.
STEP 1
PICK YOUR PACKAGE
Add HUGE 40 Inch Jumbo Numbers or Letters in Silver or Gold for ONLY $14.99 each
Add 18 Inch Foil Round Occasion Specific Balloons (birthday, get well, love you, congrats, etc.)
or
Stars, Rounds, or Heart Shapes for ONLY $2.99 each
Add 12 Inch Latex Balloons for ONLY $2.000 (float 8-12 hours) or $3.00 (float 2-3 days indoors)
Standard
$79.99
On a budget or sending to someone you don't know that well? This does the job!
INCLUDES:
"Pre-written" Singing telegram performed
in costume of your choice.
Humorous "Wacky Jack Certificate of Valor" presented to recipient.
Supreme
$89.99
A step up from the basic package generally sent to a friend or family member!
INCLUDES:
"Pre-written" Singing telegram performed
in costume of your choice.
Humorous "Wacky Jack Certificate of Valor" presented to recipient.
18" mylar "occasion specific" balloon presented to recipient.
Picture of recipient texted to you, the customer, on your cell phone. We will email it if requested at the time of ordering.
The Works
$99.99
*When you want the BEST for LESS, this is it, and you can PERSONALIZE the song too!
*If you want the song personalized, simply give us 5 or 6 things about the recipient (funny or sincere) and we will use that info to write a song from scratch. We will NOT use your song or lyrics.
INCLUDES:
"Pre-written" Singing telegram performed
in costume of your choice.
Humorous "Wacky Jack Certificate of Valor" presented to recipient.
Humorous "Wacky Jack Certificate of Valor" presented to the recipient
Picture of recipient texted to you, the customer, on your cell phone. We will email it if requested at the time of ordering.
Finally, we will present the recipient with a Small Latex Balloon Bouquet
* We will put your lyrics and certificate in Glass Frames for an additional $10
STEP 2
PICK A COSTUME
Male Costume Options
KING OF HEARTS
*Great for Valentine's Day, I Love You, or I'm Sorry
PRISONER OF LOVE or JAILBIRD
*Great for Valentine's Day, I Love You, or I'm Sorry
DOCTOR MALCOM PRACTICE
(exclusive to Wacky Jacks)
GRIM REAPER
COURIER
*The FedUp Man (exclusive to Wacky Jacks)
GUMBY
ULTIMATE PARTY ANIMAL
COP
GORILLA
TOOTH FAIRY
PIRATE
CLOWN
SANTA CLAUS
ELF
BLACK TUXEDO
LEPRECHAUN
PILGRIM
BEER BOTTLE
Female Costume Options
FEMALE COP
UGLY OLGA
BAG LADY
NURSE
NURSE
COWGIRL
COURIER
CHEERLEADER
ELF
PIRATE
GOTHIC ANNIE
PRINCESS
QUEEN OF HEARTS