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SINGING TELEGRAMS

WE ARE HIRING
MALE AND FEMALE ENTERTAINERS
NATIONWIDE

(Click "Join Our Team" above for details)

ATTENTION: 

* There is NO Covid-19 protocol in place

* Recipient MUST be there. If they are NOT, the items assisting the telegram will be left there and your payment will be forfeited.

* There are NO refunds or credits.

 * Purchases are paid in advance by Credit Card or PayPal (5% fee), CashApp, Venmo, or Zelle. 

* We will NOT enter ANY home or business where SMOKING is allowed.

* We reserve the right to refuse to enter ANY home or business for ANY reason.

* Please make sure ALL DOGS are put away. You are responsible for the safety of our Entertainer.

STEP 1
PICK YOUR PACKAGE

Add HUGE 40 Inch Jumbo Numbers or Letters in Silver or Gold for ONLY $14.99 each
Add 18 Inch Foil Round Occasion Specific Balloons (birthday, get well, love you, congrats, etc.)
or
Stars, Rounds, or Heart Shapes for ONLY $2.99 each
Add 12 Inch Latex Balloons for ONLY $2.00
0 (float 8-12 hours) or $3.00 (float 2-3 days indoors)

Standard

$79.99

On a budget or sending to someone you don't know that well? This does the job!

INCLUDES:

"Pre-written" Singing telegram performed

 in costume of your choice.

Humorous "Wacky Jack Certificate of Valor" presented to recipient.

Supreme

$89.99

A step up from the basic package generally sent to a friend or family member!

INCLUDES:

 

"Pre-written" Singing telegram performed

 in costume of your choice.

Humorous "Wacky Jack Certificate of Valor" presented to recipient.

18" mylar "occasion specific" balloon presented to recipient.

Picture of recipient texted to you, the customer, on your cell phone. We will email it if requested at the time of ordering.

The Works

$99.99

*When you want the BEST for LESS, this is it, and you can PERSONALIZE the song too!

 

*If you want the song personalized, simply give us 5 or 6 things about the recipient (funny or sincere) and we will use that info to write a song from scratch. We will NOT use your song or lyrics.

INCLUDES:

"Pre-written" Singing telegram performed

 in costume of your choice.

 

 Humorous "Wacky Jack Certificate of Valor" presented to recipient.

Humorous "Wacky Jack Certificate of Valor"   presented to the recipient

Picture of recipient texted to you, the customer, on your cell phone. We will email it if requested at the time of ordering.

Finally, we will present the recipient with a Small Latex Balloon Bouquet 

* We will put your lyrics and certificate in Glass Frames for an additional $10

STEP 2
PICK A COSTUME

Male Costume Options

KING OF HEARTS 

*Great for Valentine's Day, I Love You, or I'm Sorry                  

 

PRISONER OF LOVE or JAILBIRD

*Great for Valentine's Day, I Love You, or I'm Sorry

 

DOCTOR MALCOM PRACTICE 

(exclusive to Wacky Jacks)

 

GRIM REAPER

 

COURIER

*The FedUp Man (exclusive to Wacky Jacks)

GUMBY

 

ULTIMATE PARTY ANIMAL

 

COP

 

GORILLA

 

TOOTH FAIRY

 

PIRATE

 

CLOWN

SANTA CLAUS

 

ELF

 

BLACK TUXEDO

 

LEPRECHAUN

 

PILGRIM

 

BEER BOTTLE

Female Costume Options

FEMALE COP

 

UGLY OLGA

 

BAG LADY

 

NURSE

NURSE

 

COWGIRL

 

COURIER

CHEERLEADER

ELF

PIRATE

 

GOTHIC ANNIE

 

PRINCESS

 

QUEEN OF HEARTS

STEP 3
CALL US TO BOOK AND PAY FOR YOUR SINGING TELEGRAM!

HAVE QUESTIONS BEFORE YOU BOOK?

CALL 412.403.2815

9AM-5PM Monday-Friday OR message us below!

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